Chicago Cubs: What candy would the players be on Halloween

Anthony Rizzo – Snickers

Rizzo, you know what you’re going to get, 30+ plus homers and 100+ RBI.  Snickers, almost always the best choice in the vending machine.  He’s still one of the best first basemen in the game and Snickers is at the top of nearly all candy lists.

Javy Baez – Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

Baez is great, in moderation.  Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are great, in moderation.  For me, after about two or three peanut butter cups, I feel like it’s enough.

Addison Russell – Nestle Crunch Bar

Russell seems to be taken for granted a lot of the time and when he’s right, the Cubs seem to be good.  Nestle Crunch Bars are criminally underrated, and when you have them in your plastic jack-o’-lantern, Halloween is better.

Kris Bryant – Twix

Bryant is the best player on the Cubs, Twix is the best candy.  Period.

Willson Contreras – Twizzlers

I can’t get enough of Contreras behind the dish.  I can’t get enough Twizzlers.  It comes in a block the size of your face, and if you don’t finish that, something’s probably seriously wrong with you.