Chicago Cubs: What candy would the players be on Halloween

The Chicago Cubs have a lot going on as an organization right now, so you know what I’m going to talk about?  Candy!

Almost everybody loves candy, and with Halloween around the corner, there’s no better time than now to bring this up. You know you probably have a bag at home and are wondering, “which player would this one be?”

I’m going to go through the major players here, so sorry I don’t know what kind of candy Taylor Teagarden would be. Maybe black licorice? You don’t often see it in the candy bowl–or the majors.

I understand that these may be polarizing opinions.  I just want to make it clear that these are my thoughts and they don’t represent the views of my fellow writers.  Just having a little bit of fun with Halloween around the corner.