Chicago Cubs: What candy would the players be on Halloween
Albert Almora Jr. – Pretzel M&M’s
Almora is fantastic, but I don’t feel like I don’t see enough of him. Pretzel M&M’s are great, but they aren’t that ‘popular’ a candy.
Jon Jay – Butterfinger
Jon Jay and Butterfingers are reliable, they aren’t going to blow you away, but at the same time, you know what you’re getting.
Jason Heyward – Payday
People seemingly always complain about Heyward’s contract, but like the Payday bar, it’s taken for granted and has a great glove. Wait…what?
Ben Zobrist – 3 Musketeers
Zobrist doesn’t seem like he has enough oomph just like 3 Musketeers. They’re both overrated and run their course.
Ian Happ – Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar
Both are new, and we haven’t seen enough of them yet. But they both have a lot of potential to be a force to be reckoned with.
Kyle Schwarber – Jelly Beans
I don’t like Jelly Beans; I think they should trade Jelly Beans for something else. They stick to my teeth, and they can’t play left field.