Chicago Cubs stop Iowa man from selling ‘Cubsnoxious’ t-shirts

Chicago Cubs: 18 new t-shirt words for ‘Cubsideration’

Alright my friend from Iowa, take a look at these beauties for t-shirts. Only Joe Maddon himself could have come up with such a creative bunch of t-shirt words. I’ve even given you the marketing spin for each word, so you know just who to sell these to.  Call it a little ‘free’ inspiration for you. Woh! Did I say free? Of course, I’ll take 60% right off the top for these gems if you go to market.

Ahhh time to go to court…

1.       Cubsterstitious – For those who believe in the hereafter, jinxes and curses.

2.       Cubspanktactular – Team shirt or fan shirt but the preferred clothing of Cubs attorneys.

3.       Cubsicola Cubswurst Cubstoncandy – For those with ballpark food on the brain; you can wear your order on your shirt!

4.       Cubsistent! – For fans/players that want the Cubs to just ‘keep it consistent!’

5.       Cubsworldly – For long-time fans and perhaps Cubs historians; you might say Cubs broadcaster Len Kasper is ‘Cubworldly.’

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6.       Cubslacious – For those with inquiring minds about the salacious, hot and dirty Cubs laundry; like recent divorces or players/wives being naughty in the news.

7.       Cubsplacency / Cubsplacent – For players, usually used with the words ‘No or Not’ such as ‘No Cubsplacency’ or ‘Not Cubsplacent’.

8.       Cubscientious – Hey! Respect your neighbor, your family and yourself! For fans that want ballplayers and even other fans to live moral lives off the field that respect women and can be an example to children and others.

9.       Cubsiderate – Similar to Cubscientious, being a good person to fans, family and everyone.

10.   Cubscern – For fans always worried about every move the Cubs make.

11.   Cubspetitive – For fans and players that want to keep it fun in the Division and beyond; not letting up on the competition.

12.   Cubsessimistic  Cubstimism – For those doubting fans thinking the Cubs are never doing anything positive or winning. You know who you are…

13.   Cubstopstupidcopyrights – For those who want to steal the Cubs brand, like, eh..um…

14.   Cubsfluential – For famous players whose words and deeds are very important for fans. Third baseman, Kris Bryant and first baseman, Anthony Rizzo are very Cubsfluential to young kids interested in baseball.

15.   Cubsequious – I’m sending this one to the Chicago sports writers that are too sheepish to ask the tough questions to the Cubs, for the fans. What’s the matter fellas, trying not to lose your press seat?

16.   Cubsidize –  Shirt for Theo Epstein and the owners as they try to figure out what they can spend to pick up a Closer.

17.   Cubspansion – The new motto word for Sinclair Broadcasting.

18.   Cubskimbrel – For fans that just want…well, self-explanatory.