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The inexplicable career of the Chicago Cubs 12-year-old phenom relief pitcher, Henry Rowengartner is a welcome distraction during the events of today.
John LaLoggia
About John LaLoggia
John is a lover of sports, comedy, and cooking documentaries. Currently, he works as a Social Media Marketing Manager by day, and a comedic superhero by night. If you like his work, please tell your friends. If you don't, please tell your enemies.
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