Cubs Coffee Talk: Pandemic? Let’s go to the casino!

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Chicago Cubs: Casino-Club night

Howard began to relay the details of the evening.

“I was playing craps and winning big, almost a thousand dollars. Before I knew it, these two gorgeous model-type girls, Sara and Nicole joined me at the table for luck. They were great! They blew my dice for luck before I threw them and kept tickling me every time I won.  Before I knew it, there was a group of about 15 people around the table cheering me on. The drinks were flowing, the cash was rolling in, and I was high-fiving my cheering section every time I rolled another winner, and I kept winning; a thousand, two, three…” Howard said.

“You gotta be kidding me,” I said.

“No, seriously, I was winning in the casino, drunk, jumped on some tables, and started to dance with Sara and Nicole and just having the best time ever. I noticed they had a club in the back of the casino and you know me and dancing, I had to go,” Howard said.

Howard is actually a terrible dancer but loves to dance, and so no one has ever had the heart to tell him, he should stick to karaoke.

“So the girls and I sauntered my winnings down to the club and the place was packed. As soon as I heard, ‘Fisher – Wanna Go Dancin’ over the speakers, we were out on the floor dirty dancing and having a blast. The club brought out some good champagne as I had won a small fortune, and I bought drinks for the whole club,” Howard said.

“Unbelievable,” I said.

“Later that night, we hit a few more bars, and I’m not sure how I got back to the hotel, but it was very late,” Howard said.

“And the girls?” I asked