You’ll win. Oh boy, you’ll win. But the rest of the country will hate your guts.
The other main thing Cubs fans need to learn to deal with is being HATED. To give you a basketball analogy, think of Bryce Harper as Kevin Durant and the Cubs as the Warriors.
So what will it take to have Bryce Harper and along with it, his fabulous hair, on the north side of Chicago? A boatload of money, a willingness to be hated, and accepting the fact that it means you would have to trade current key players.
But what will Bryce Harper bring you? Wins. And I know some of you don’t like Bryce Harper because of his attitude, bat flips, or overall personality. I have a feeling, though, that you’ll learn to love him when he turns the Cubs into an absolute Super Team.