Ladies Love Jeff Samardzija

Athletes are babe magnets. This isn’t news to anyone – but Jeff Samardzija takes it to the next level.

You know what they say about a guy with a mean splitter… Well, to be honest, I have no idea what they say about it but I know one thing for sure:

April 7, 2013; Atlanta, GA, USA; Chicago Cubs starting pitcher Jeff Samardzija (29) in the dugout in the second inning against the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field. Mandatory Credit: Daniel Shirey-USA TODAY Sports

Ladies love it.

Don’t get me wrong, I love seeing a great pitching match up as much as any baseball fan but for some reason, women flock to Samardzija like stink to a wet dog. I’m no womanizer myself and I certainly can’t throw a very good fastball, but you have to wonder what his secret is.

Let’s look at that photo of him on the right and break this thing down.

I mean damn, what a sex panther. Those deep glowing eyes, the way he pushes his flowing locks of hair to the back of his hat, his slightly trimmed mustache and chin-beard combo, superb cut jaw line…. I think I have to stop myself.

Regardless of being a handsome dude (yeah, I said it), some would argue that his appearance is goofy and that he needs a haircut and a razor. Maybe some people don’t like facial hair or a “flow” style haircut, I’m not sure. Analyzing men’s styles is far from my area of expertise.

Argue all you want, but here is the hard evidence:

Don’t ask me how he does it, but boy is he ever good at it.

Ladies, I need to hear from you. What makes Shark such a delicious piece of man meat? Get at me on twitter or leave your opinion in the comments section below.