Call off the manhunt, the beer-chucker speaks,apologizes

And so ends the largest Chicago manhunt since Tommy Lee Jones was calling for “a hard target search of every outhouse and henhouse in a 30 mile radius….”

The beer chucker has turned himself in and offered these comments outside a Chicago police station:

Thanks for apologizing for embarrassing the Cubs organization.  After getting swept by the Phillies at home, they were doing a great job without your help.

Have the Cubs hit rock-bottom? If not, they’re getting awfully close.  But fear not Cubs fans, the Pirates are headed in for a weekend set, so all should be well in Wrigleyville this weekend.