Bob Uecker clearly doesn’t think much of Twitter. That’s all right. It’s not for folks like him anyway. It’s for people who were born after the sinking of the Titanic.
By the way, Bob ain’t joking when he talks about having the shakes until he downs his first Miller Lite of the morning. He’s a pitiful drunk. And he still dresses in those hideous Herb Tarlek jackets.
(original audio from Right Field Bleachers)