Impressive Hoffpauir


Micah Hoffpauir ended the Cactus League season with 29 RBI, more than any other player (and, in fact, more than any player in the Grapefruit League too).  Forgetting for a second that spring training stats are more worthless than a Kardashian sister at a spelling bee, Cubs fans should feel reassured that the left-handed pinch-hitting punch lost with the departure of Daryle Ward will be sufficiently replaced by Hoffpauir, who also figures to get plenty of time filling in for Milton Bradley in right (especially once Milton gets injured and/or suspended for trying to attack Bob Brenly).