Why Alfonso Soriano is Not Popular With His Neighbors


No, this is not some kind of crazy high-tech vehicle used by the CIA to disrupt communications in war zones…it’s Alfonso Soriano‘s Hummer H2.  I don’t know about you, but if some guy drove a thing like that around my neighborhood, I’d have to seriously consider investing in an RPG launcher.  Obnoxious doesn’t even begin to describe that.  Then again, what would you expect from a dude who feels the need to turn every routine catch into a little ballet performance?  Alfonso is clearly attention-starved.  Of course, if he hits 40 homers this year and helps the Cubs to the World Series, I won’t care what kind of stupid ride he has.

More pics of Soriano’s Hummer and sound-system…if you must see them.