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No, this is not some kind of crazy high-tech vehicle used by the CIA to disrupt communications in war zones…it’s Alfonso Soriano‘s Hummer H2. I don’t know about you, but if some guy drove a thing like that around my neighborhood, I’d have to seriously consider investing in an RPG launcher. Obnoxious doesn’t even begin to describe that. Then again, what would you expect from a dude who feels the need to turn every routine catch into a little ballet performance? Alfonso is clearly attention-starved. Of course, if he hits 40 homers this year and helps the Cubs to the World Series, I won’t care what kind of stupid ride he has.
More pics of Soriano’s Hummer and sound-system…if you must see them.