Ladies Love Jeff Samardzija

Athletes are babe magnets. This isn’t news to anyone – but Jeff Samardzija takes it to the next level.

You know what they say about a guy with a mean splitter… Well, to be honest, I have no idea what they say about it but I know one thing for sure:

April 7, 2013; Atlanta, GA, USA; Chicago Cubs starting pitcher Jeff Samardzija (29) in the dugout in the second inning against the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field. Mandatory Credit: Daniel Shirey-USA TODAY Sports

Ladies love it.

Don’t get me wrong, I love seeing a great pitching match up as much as any baseball fan but for some reason, women flock to Samardzija like stink to a wet dog. I’m no womanizer myself and I certainly can’t throw a very good fastball, but you have to wonder what his secret is.

Let’s look at that photo of him on the right and break this thing down.

I mean damn, what a sex panther. Those deep glowing eyes, the way he pushes his flowing locks of hair to the back of his hat, his slightly trimmed mustache and chin-beard combo, superb cut jaw line…. I think I have to stop myself.

Regardless of being a handsome dude (yeah, I said it), some would argue that his appearance is goofy and that he needs a haircut and a razor. Maybe some people don’t like facial hair or a “flow” style haircut, I’m not sure. Analyzing men’s styles is far from my area of expertise.

Argue all you want, but here is the hard evidence:

 

 

Don’t ask me how he does it, but boy is he ever good at it.

Ladies, I need to hear from you. What makes Shark such a delicious piece of man meat? Get at me on twitter or leave your opinion in the comments section below.

Topics: Chicago Cubs, Jeff Samardzija

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  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    It’s the hair(IDC if it’s a mullet it’s hot on him).

    It’s the body(especially the legs and the arms).

    It’s the eyes and the cheekbones and the smile(HURR HURR HURR).

    And it’s the pitching(not only is he damn good-looking but can he throw strikes!).

    And yes, I am aware that my icon is Anthony Rizzo. I can more than one favorite Cub.

    • Andrew Denny

      It’s like a power mullet… a blessing from the heavens themselves. What an awesome breakdown, Josephine!

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