Athletes are babe magnets. This isn’t news to anyone – but Jeff Samardzija takes it to the next level.
You know what they say about a guy with a mean splitter… Well, to be honest, I have no idea what they say about it but I know one thing for sure:
Ladies love it.
Don’t get me wrong, I love seeing a great pitching match up as much as any baseball fan but for some reason, women flock to Samardzija like stink to a wet dog. I’m no womanizer myself and I certainly can’t throw a very good fastball, but you have to wonder what his secret is.
Let’s look at that photo of him on the right and break this thing down.
I mean damn, what a sex panther. Those deep glowing eyes, the way he pushes his flowing locks of hair to the back of his hat, his slightly trimmed mustache and chin-beard combo, superb cut jaw line…. I think I have to stop myself.
Regardless of being a handsome dude (yeah, I said it), some would argue that his appearance is goofy and that he needs a haircut and a razor. Maybe some people don’t like facial hair or a “flow” style haircut, I’m not sure. Analyzing men’s styles is far from my area of expertise.
Argue all you want, but here is the hard evidence:
when other girls like Jeff: twitter.com/Omundson_29/st…
— Olivia Omundson (@Omundson_29) April 7, 2013
— Angela Italiana (@angielovescubs) April 9, 2013
I love watching Samardzjia pitch. That mullet is proudly blowing in the wind while he throws strikes. Nice swing Uggla.
— Jill Jedd (@JillDawsonJ) April 7, 2013
Don’t ask me how he does it, but boy is he ever good at it.
Ladies, I need to hear from you. What makes Shark such a delicious piece of man meat? Get at me on twitter or leave your opinion in the comments section below.